wahab: i heard and saw everything
me: what do you mean?
wahab: what do i mean ha lulu?
me: shnu !
wahab: ga3d wyach? kissed your cheek? shtbeen akthar?
me: i know what are you trying to do , you dont love me ! you want me 3shan t2theni ou t2the 3ziz ou both of you were friends ou you took hiss girlfriend no you guys are no longer friends !
wahab in a shocked face: wntay shdrach !!!!
me: its none of your business
he left ...
the next morning
dad: lulu
lulu baba goumay eklay 3shan takhthen 7boubch !
me: good morning chm elsa3a
dad: gm, its 6:00 yala 3shan tkamlen noumch
me: enshalah
i took my medicine .. and my dad fell asleep with me sleeping on a sofa.
so i decided to check twitter ..
alot of mentions but i didnt answer .. i just wanted to check dm !
i dm'd fay,aziz and dana about what happened last night between me and wahab
but i had a dm from wahab ..
wahab: ana awrech lulu , walla ana awrech
me: shnu btwreni bthab6? kela tgoul chthy ou ma tsawi shey .. ou bs agoulek shey tasket ou trou7 lana ma3ndk shey tsawy wahab ! you're lifeless
wahab: aha lulwa ... we'll see about that
me: huh kay
-------
fay: WAKEUP SLEEPY HEAD WAKEUPPPPPPPPPPPPP
LULUUUUU
aziz: wja3 fay wjaa3
fay: gam agwmha ma tgoum ! LUUULUUUUU
me: mu chthy y9rkhoun ya zag!
aziz: ee b3d hathy rfeejtch 7mara
fay: guess whaatt
me: haaa
fay: 3gb bacher ra7 t6l3en
me: HAAA?
fay: EEEE
me: wnasa ! bs laish wayed mbchir? mu 3l aqal ag3ad 5 - 7 days?
fay: obouch klmhum galaw akthar shey 6 days fa khlena 4 days 3ady
me: ohhh okay a7san
fay: 3ziz rou7 shouf wainhum ye3na
aziz: enshallah 3mty
------
aziz's pov
while i was walking i saw wahab
wahab: enta shrayek trou7 tathlef?
aziz: laish mu ent?
wahab: enta malek shghel feni !
aziz: wla ent lek shghel feni ! yahel ..
wahab kan yabe y6g aziz wla oboy eyeey
dad: haa 3ziz , t3al sheel el3a9eer
aziz: enshallah
wahab: khra eb shklek
dad: wahab? mnu tkalm
wahab: ha la wla shey madry ween oboy
dad: obouk b3d shwy ra7 eyeey ra7 apple
wahab: ee enzain ..
----------
dad: slaamm
me: slaam , yba 9ij b6la3 3gb bacher?
fay: laish ts2lena mra thania? mu ana gelt? y3ne achthb?
me: eeee yaa3niii bt2kaaddd
dad: eee 9ij
fay: malat 3laaich
me: ela wain dana !!
wahab: wya oboy eb apple
me: oh okay !
after breakfast ...
fay: tra ana ma akhally shey
me: shqa9dch?
fay: yebt uno
aziz: yaa 7ubch 7ag eluno ! yala khl nl3ab
me, fay,aziz,wahab,dana and dad played uno except uncle ..
aziz ga3d yam wahab ou kelma ysa7ba ykhizaa khaazz ou aziz ya36ee elnthra ele ' ma haamnyy '
after uno 6b3an oboy fazz...
b3dain elkel ra7 ma 3ada dana g3dat wyay
the other side ..
dad: fay entay jhztay aghrath lulu?
fay: ee 3ami 76ait kl shey bs fe some things 3ndha
dad: y3ne fe wayed mlabis wla shwya?
fay: laa mu wayed shwya
dad: khla9 3yal bacher ekhtheehum
fay: enshallah
-------
fay&aziz's pov
aziz: fayu t3alay bklmch
fay: hala
aziz told fay everything ... kel shey baina ou bain wahab ou bainy
fay: ha? mn 9jek? wahab yabi lulu 3shan y2theek ou y2theha? hatha mn 9jaa wla shnu
aziz: eee walla !
fay: ambaih hatha mareth ! lazm ngoul aw nsawi shey
aziz: ee shnswi !
fay: awl shey lazmmm ngoul 7g dana ! ou b3den ntfaham
aziz: ee okay khla9
---------
me: ambaih dana i miss gust ou 360 ou home ou avn ou kuwaaitt aaaah
dana: ma aloumch , shkthr ra7 tg3den hne?
me: madry ! bs bkam oboy bgoula khl nrou7 3l aqal paris aw ay dawla thania !
dana kant gam tth7ak aw t7awl enha ma tth7ak ..
me: shnu ele yth7aaak mn 9jjee
dana: ee okaayy ana shgelt ee 9a7 wala yabela nrou7
me: entay shkthr ra7 tg3den hne
dana: madry bs obouch ygoul kelna ra7 nrid wya b3ath 3shan wahab b3d yabech
me: wai3
dana: allah y3ench, klma bklma y6g ..
me: estghfralah mareth ! ee wala allah y3eni
dana: 6b3an entay la ttklmain jdam a7d ! lana etha dra beswi feni shey ana ou 3ziz
me: ambaaih !
....: mt2kda?
me: what do you mean?
wahab: what do i mean ha lulu?
me: shnu !
wahab: ga3d wyach? kissed your cheek? shtbeen akthar?
me: i know what are you trying to do , you dont love me ! you want me 3shan t2theni ou t2the 3ziz ou both of you were friends ou you took hiss girlfriend no you guys are no longer friends !
wahab in a shocked face: wntay shdrach !!!!
me: its none of your business
he left ...
the next morning
dad: lulu
lulu baba goumay eklay 3shan takhthen 7boubch !
me: good morning chm elsa3a
dad: gm, its 6:00 yala 3shan tkamlen noumch
me: enshalah
i took my medicine .. and my dad fell asleep with me sleeping on a sofa.
so i decided to check twitter ..
alot of mentions but i didnt answer .. i just wanted to check dm !
i dm'd fay,aziz and dana about what happened last night between me and wahab
but i had a dm from wahab ..
wahab: ana awrech lulu , walla ana awrech
me: shnu btwreni bthab6? kela tgoul chthy ou ma tsawi shey .. ou bs agoulek shey tasket ou trou7 lana ma3ndk shey tsawy wahab ! you're lifeless
wahab: aha lulwa ... we'll see about that
me: huh kay
-------
fay: WAKEUP SLEEPY HEAD WAKEUPPPPPPPPPPPPP
LULUUUUU
aziz: wja3 fay wjaa3
fay: gam agwmha ma tgoum ! LUUULUUUUU
me: mu chthy y9rkhoun ya zag!
aziz: ee b3d hathy rfeejtch 7mara
fay: guess whaatt
me: haaa
fay: 3gb bacher ra7 t6l3en
me: HAAA?
fay: EEEE
me: wnasa ! bs laish wayed mbchir? mu 3l aqal ag3ad 5 - 7 days?
fay: obouch klmhum galaw akthar shey 6 days fa khlena 4 days 3ady
me: ohhh okay a7san
fay: 3ziz rou7 shouf wainhum ye3na
aziz: enshallah 3mty
------
aziz's pov
while i was walking i saw wahab
wahab: enta shrayek trou7 tathlef?
aziz: laish mu ent?
wahab: enta malek shghel feni !
aziz: wla ent lek shghel feni ! yahel ..
wahab kan yabe y6g aziz wla oboy eyeey
dad: haa 3ziz , t3al sheel el3a9eer
aziz: enshallah
wahab: khra eb shklek
dad: wahab? mnu tkalm
wahab: ha la wla shey madry ween oboy
dad: obouk b3d shwy ra7 eyeey ra7 apple
wahab: ee enzain ..
----------
dad: slaamm
me: slaam , yba 9ij b6la3 3gb bacher?
fay: laish ts2lena mra thania? mu ana gelt? y3ne achthb?
me: eeee yaa3niii bt2kaaddd
dad: eee 9ij
fay: malat 3laaich
me: ela wain dana !!
wahab: wya oboy eb apple
me: oh okay !
after breakfast ...
fay: tra ana ma akhally shey
me: shqa9dch?
fay: yebt uno
aziz: yaa 7ubch 7ag eluno ! yala khl nl3ab
me, fay,aziz,wahab,dana and dad played uno except uncle ..
aziz ga3d yam wahab ou kelma ysa7ba ykhizaa khaazz ou aziz ya36ee elnthra ele ' ma haamnyy '
after uno 6b3an oboy fazz...
b3dain elkel ra7 ma 3ada dana g3dat wyay
the other side ..
dad: fay entay jhztay aghrath lulu?
fay: ee 3ami 76ait kl shey bs fe some things 3ndha
dad: y3ne fe wayed mlabis wla shwya?
fay: laa mu wayed shwya
dad: khla9 3yal bacher ekhtheehum
fay: enshallah
-------
fay&aziz's pov
aziz: fayu t3alay bklmch
fay: hala
aziz told fay everything ... kel shey baina ou bain wahab ou bainy
fay: ha? mn 9jek? wahab yabi lulu 3shan y2theek ou y2theha? hatha mn 9jaa wla shnu
aziz: eee walla !
fay: ambaih hatha mareth ! lazm ngoul aw nsawi shey
aziz: ee shnswi !
fay: awl shey lazmmm ngoul 7g dana ! ou b3den ntfaham
aziz: ee okay khla9
---------
me: ambaih dana i miss gust ou 360 ou home ou avn ou kuwaaitt aaaah
dana: ma aloumch , shkthr ra7 tg3den hne?
me: madry ! bs bkam oboy bgoula khl nrou7 3l aqal paris aw ay dawla thania !
dana kant gam tth7ak aw t7awl enha ma tth7ak ..
me: shnu ele yth7aaak mn 9jjee
dana: ee okaayy ana shgelt ee 9a7 wala yabela nrou7
me: entay shkthr ra7 tg3den hne
dana: madry bs obouch ygoul kelna ra7 nrid wya b3ath 3shan wahab b3d yabech
me: wai3
dana: allah y3ench, klma bklma y6g ..
me: estghfralah mareth ! ee wala allah y3eni
dana: 6b3an entay la ttklmain jdam a7d ! lana etha dra beswi feni shey ana ou 3ziz
me: ambaaih !
....: mt2kda?
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