Sunday, 11 November 2012

Once in a lifetime part 27

wahab: i heard and saw everything

me: what do you mean?

wahab: what do i mean ha lulu?

me: shnu !

wahab: ga3d wyach? kissed your cheek? shtbeen akthar?

me: i know what are you trying to do , you dont love me ! you want me 3shan t2theni ou t2the 3ziz ou both of you were friends ou you took hiss girlfriend no you guys are no longer friends !

wahab in a shocked face: wntay shdrach !!!!

me: its none of your business

he left ...

the next morning

dad: lulu
lulu baba goumay eklay 3shan takhthen 7boubch !

me: good morning chm elsa3a

dad: gm, its 6:00 yala 3shan tkamlen noumch

me: enshalah

i took my medicine .. and my dad fell asleep with me sleeping on a sofa.

so i decided to check twitter ..

alot of mentions but i didnt answer .. i just wanted to check dm !

i dm'd fay,aziz and dana about what happened last night between me and wahab

but i had a dm from wahab ..

wahab: ana awrech lulu , walla ana awrech

me: shnu btwreni bthab6? kela tgoul chthy ou ma tsawi shey .. ou bs agoulek shey tasket ou trou7 lana ma3ndk shey tsawy wahab ! you're lifeless

wahab: aha lulwa ... we'll see about that

me: huh kay

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fay: WAKEUP SLEEPY HEAD WAKEUPPPPPPPPPPPPP
LULUUUUU

aziz: wja3 fay wjaa3

fay: gam agwmha ma tgoum ! LUUULUUUUU

me: mu chthy y9rkhoun ya zag!

aziz: ee b3d hathy rfeejtch 7mara

fay: guess whaatt

me: haaa

fay: 3gb bacher ra7 t6l3en

me: HAAA?

fay: EEEE

me: wnasa ! bs laish wayed mbchir? mu 3l aqal ag3ad 5 - 7 days?

fay: obouch klmhum galaw akthar shey 6 days fa khlena 4 days 3ady

me: ohhh okay a7san

fay: 3ziz rou7 shouf wainhum ye3na

aziz: enshallah 3mty

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aziz's pov

while i was walking i saw wahab

wahab: enta shrayek trou7 tathlef?

aziz: laish mu ent?

wahab: enta malek shghel feni !

aziz: wla ent lek shghel feni ! yahel ..

wahab kan yabe y6g aziz wla oboy eyeey

dad: haa 3ziz , t3al sheel el3a9eer

aziz: enshallah

wahab: khra eb shklek

dad: wahab? mnu tkalm

wahab: ha la wla shey madry ween oboy

dad: obouk b3d shwy ra7 eyeey ra7 apple

wahab: ee enzain ..

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dad: slaamm

me: slaam , yba 9ij b6la3 3gb bacher?

fay: laish ts2lena mra thania? mu ana gelt? y3ne achthb?

me: eeee yaa3niii bt2kaaddd

dad: eee 9ij

fay: malat 3laaich

me: ela wain dana !!

wahab: wya oboy eb apple

me: oh okay !

after breakfast ...

fay: tra ana ma akhally shey

me: shqa9dch?

fay: yebt uno

aziz: yaa 7ubch 7ag eluno ! yala khl nl3ab

me, fay,aziz,wahab,dana and dad played uno except uncle ..

aziz ga3d yam wahab ou kelma ysa7ba ykhizaa khaazz ou aziz ya36ee elnthra ele ' ma haamnyy '

after uno 6b3an oboy fazz...

b3dain elkel ra7 ma 3ada dana g3dat wyay

the other side ..

dad: fay entay jhztay aghrath lulu?

fay: ee 3ami 76ait kl shey bs fe some things 3ndha

dad: y3ne fe wayed mlabis wla shwya?

fay: laa mu wayed shwya

dad: khla9 3yal bacher ekhtheehum

fay: enshallah

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fay&aziz's pov

aziz: fayu t3alay bklmch

fay: hala

aziz told fay everything ... kel shey baina ou bain wahab ou bainy

fay: ha? mn 9jek? wahab yabi lulu 3shan y2theek ou y2theha? hatha mn 9jaa wla shnu

aziz: eee walla !

fay: ambaih hatha mareth ! lazm ngoul aw nsawi shey

aziz: ee shnswi !

fay: awl shey lazmmm ngoul 7g dana ! ou b3den ntfaham

aziz: ee okay khla9

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me: ambaih dana i miss gust ou 360 ou home ou avn ou kuwaaitt aaaah

dana: ma aloumch , shkthr ra7 tg3den hne?

me: madry ! bs bkam oboy bgoula khl nrou7 3l aqal paris aw ay dawla thania !

dana kant gam tth7ak aw t7awl enha ma tth7ak ..

me: shnu ele yth7aaak mn 9jjee

dana: ee okaayy ana shgelt ee 9a7 wala yabela nrou7

me: entay shkthr ra7 tg3den hne

dana: madry bs obouch ygoul kelna ra7 nrid wya b3ath 3shan wahab b3d yabech

me: wai3

dana: allah y3ench, klma bklma y6g ..

me: estghfralah mareth ! ee wala allah y3eni

dana: 6b3an entay la ttklmain jdam a7d ! lana etha dra beswi feni shey ana ou 3ziz

me: ambaaih !

....: mt2kda?

4 comments:

  1. OMG OMG OMG please post another one today or like noowww :D

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  2. A7es eli gal 'mt2kda' uhwa wahab:) WAAIII33 I HATE HIIMM, ABE CH28 ASAP:$

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  3. KAMLAAAAAAY PLEASEE PLEASEEEE!!!!!

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  4. Yaraab obooohaaa

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